Psychology In Yuh Puefn
Forget all this modern day psychology by doctors, with more letters behind their names than I care to pronounce or try to decipher the meaning of, and their classification theories of people and their behaviour. There are numerous theories which exist which try, based on your behaviours, views and actions in situations, to put each of us in a class or group, that is to say, you are a guardian, you are a protector, etcetera, etcetera.
The truth is there are two groups, types, classifications of people in this world, full stop. Only two, dos, deux, 2!!! People who like dey pelau wet and people who like dey pelau dry. This is a bold statement I know. However I am ready to take the world by storm with this theory. Next to Freud, my name will go down in the psychological history books. By the way, Freud was definitely a wet pelau man.
Thus modern day pscholanalysis should consist of one question. How do you like your pelau? From a simple answer of a) wet or b) dry, the psychologist or psychiatrist can then treat the patient with the utmost of surety of their condition.
I cannot right now go into classifying what is a wet pelau person or a dry pelau person. What I can say though is that there is ongoing research by me and my team to get this thing right. After all before I publish my theory in international journals, I must have the necessary backing to support my theory.
Lastly, I owe this theory to my best friend Noble Caleb Philip who once made the profound statement, without even knowing that he was about to change the way the world views people and their behaviours and classifications forever. Thank you Caleb, you dry pelau man, you!
Me? I am definitely a wet pelau man! What is the your prferred pelau moisture level?
The truth is there are two groups, types, classifications of people in this world, full stop. Only two, dos, deux, 2!!! People who like dey pelau wet and people who like dey pelau dry. This is a bold statement I know. However I am ready to take the world by storm with this theory. Next to Freud, my name will go down in the psychological history books. By the way, Freud was definitely a wet pelau man.
Thus modern day pscholanalysis should consist of one question. How do you like your pelau? From a simple answer of a) wet or b) dry, the psychologist or psychiatrist can then treat the patient with the utmost of surety of their condition.
I cannot right now go into classifying what is a wet pelau person or a dry pelau person. What I can say though is that there is ongoing research by me and my team to get this thing right. After all before I publish my theory in international journals, I must have the necessary backing to support my theory.
Lastly, I owe this theory to my best friend Noble Caleb Philip who once made the profound statement, without even knowing that he was about to change the way the world views people and their behaviours and classifications forever. Thank you Caleb, you dry pelau man, you!
Me? I am definitely a wet pelau man! What is the your prferred pelau moisture level?
posted by gerardmedwards at 7:06 PM
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