Chillin with Mr. Glock and Mssrs. Smith and Wesson

I've been shooting people my whole life. Sometimes I shoot groups of people at a time. I select a target, aim, put my finger on the trigger and when I'm sure of the shot, I execute. The pictures normally come out quite nice. Especially the family ones.

Today I shot a real gun, with real ammo, but not at real people. One gun was the infamous Glock which can hold 17 rounds of ammo. Wow! The other gun was a Smith and Wesson which can hold 13, both semi automatic and quite powerful.

I did quite well, I hit a bull's eye, on my first shot, but after that I was good, but not "bull's eye" good. My girlfriend did slightly better than me, she didn't get a bull's eye but her shots were more consistent. Statistically women shoot better than men because they're able to concentrate more...

I've decided I can't get a real gun just yet, because I will shoot someone, like if I get a bad drive I might say, "Aye, wha de ass happen to you?" Bang, bang!!! It's sad I know, but I'm serious, at least I"m honest about it...

So maybe if the society gets civilised or I take some anger management classes, then I'll get a gun. In the interim, it will be sport and something for me to do every other Sunday.