Morning Drive Time

Recently been thinking about hiring a driver and buying a 5 tonne Bedford truck, one about 20 years old, one that gives you tetanus by just looking at it. Why? Because every morning I have to sin my soul, by cussing these asinine ýdriversý on my way to work, well not cussing the drivers directly, but cussing every non-male relative of their 3 or 4 previous generations on their mother's side. Why?

I honestly believe that colouring within the lines was not emphasized in the preparatory education system of this country. This is why trinis have trouble staying within the white lines, especially when cornering...

There is also a great shortage of indicator light bulbs in this country. About 99% of cars on our roads have blown indicator bulbs, because I'd hate to think that 99% of our drivers do not effortlessly move a lever on the side of their steering to indicate a turn, I'm sure they do, it's the damn bulbs that are blown...even on extremely new vehicles...go figure

Horns should not be used to hail out large bottomed pedestrians, yuh padner who yuh ent see in ages (maybe he made a jail) or to signal that yuh pullin bull on your way to work at de bank...

b13s, b14s, b15s are not race cars...really, they're not

Everyone does not need to know that you downloaded a low quality version of Ganja Farmer and that you have a distorted pong...

So, if I get a Bedford with third party insurance from Capital, I don't have to worry about bouncing the fool in front, who just used his horn to assist in bull pulling and whose indicator light is blown while changing lanes that other drivers were unsure that he was in, in the first place (overlapping white line syndrome), while ponging heavily distorted Ganja Farmer, and enacting enough g-force to test a formula 1's limits in a b13 on biscuit tyres.

Nuff Said!