TBS 6496 Yuh Blasted Crapaud...
Crapaud - a toad or a frog
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Most Trinidadians drive like Crapauds. Of course frogs can't drive, but if they did, they would drive like Trinis. Why?
How many frogs do we see splatered on our nations roadways?
How many times are we driving along, singing a song and then in the corner of one's eye, we see him there, the little frog, clear of danger, but then, as soon as one is close enough to bounce said frog he jumps out in the middle of the road and you squish him with either your right rear tyre or your back left tyre. Your experience may vary, I've heard of some getting them with there left rear tyre. But these are exceptional cases.
Thus the average Trini driver is like a blasted Crapaud. Acting the fool on the road, doing all sorts of tomfoolery as if trying to get themselves killed, like a blasted Crapaud.
FROM NOW ON I WILL HIGHLIGHT CRAPAUD's WITH THEIR NUMBER PLATES ON THIS BLOG.
TBS 6496, a Nissan Frontier, was in front of me driving home on friday of last. Said Tray Van, was swerving all over the place, not using his indicator and doing or sorts of johnidiotness (cousin of tomfoolery). Said Tray Van then pulled into the gas station where I observed that the driver was as drunk as fish, a toad fish mind you.
You are the first Crapaud, and surely not the last.
Watch out T&T I am like salt. I will be on allyuh Crapaud's back causing you much discomfort till all Crapauds are off our nations roadways.
Understand? Good, now let's move on to a similie...
Most Trinidadians drive like Crapauds. Of course frogs can't drive, but if they did, they would drive like Trinis. Why?
How many frogs do we see splatered on our nations roadways?
How many times are we driving along, singing a song and then in the corner of one's eye, we see him there, the little frog, clear of danger, but then, as soon as one is close enough to bounce said frog he jumps out in the middle of the road and you squish him with either your right rear tyre or your back left tyre. Your experience may vary, I've heard of some getting them with there left rear tyre. But these are exceptional cases.
Thus the average Trini driver is like a blasted Crapaud. Acting the fool on the road, doing all sorts of tomfoolery as if trying to get themselves killed, like a blasted Crapaud.
FROM NOW ON I WILL HIGHLIGHT CRAPAUD's WITH THEIR NUMBER PLATES ON THIS BLOG.
TBS 6496, a Nissan Frontier, was in front of me driving home on friday of last. Said Tray Van, was swerving all over the place, not using his indicator and doing or sorts of johnidiotness (cousin of tomfoolery). Said Tray Van then pulled into the gas station where I observed that the driver was as drunk as fish, a toad fish mind you.
You are the first Crapaud, and surely not the last.
Watch out T&T I am like salt. I will be on allyuh Crapaud's back causing you much discomfort till all Crapauds are off our nations roadways.
posted by gerardmedwards at 7:43 AM
1 Comments:
Kill dem in Licensing Office. They should have a test where dey giving yuh a subaru to drive or ah Evo or a hot up Civic... if you accept, they take you into a room and clobber yuh to death.
that will ease up on road fatalities.
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